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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML

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caancoha 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 1:32

That's when you show them a copy of the report, and if they don't change it, sue for wrongful termination.

Erindub 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:07

I think 1/2 of the posted FML's could be turned around if the OP took the time to explain the situation fully and/or rationally. This FML is just another one of those posts.

Comments

mdjn09 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 5:44

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h8orade 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 9:16

should pack your lunch from now on hahahahahahahaha

itsallbs 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:56

This story is BS. Your name was on the layoff list. Don't make up stories about it to drum up sympathy. Liar!

GodsOfWrath 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 17:04

I know how you feel.. I've been rear ended in the rain by my step father, multiple times.

BakerMan_fml 0

Friday 2 October 2009 7:08

Wow, seek help immediately!

spinky_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 18:29

fake. 1 picture of the accident solves your problem. people on this site are retarded if they blieve half these stories

leoofbodom 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:01

these "something bad happened, then i got rear ended" FMLs are getting old

guy_on_the_couch 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 3:32

I'm not trying to be a douche, but YDI for not calling your boss when it happened and telling him/her. At the same time though, I probably wouldn't think about it because I would be too pissed I got rear ended.

melyeah 9

Saturday 3 October 2009 8:14

why didnt u call your boss during the accident? if u were too busy to even think about work, im sure it would cross your mind at least once in an hour and a half.