By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
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bombiezz_1103 0

At least you got employee of the month.

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bombiezz_1103 0

At least you got employee of the month.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

treasure the moment you won the award. because from here on you will be giving bjs to get a meal.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

Yes at least you worked extra hard for nothing. I was also employee of the month. Completely ruined my lazy slob image. Until they realized it was a mistake. The damage was done though. Had to leave because people started expecting things to get done.

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starile 19

Put that Employee of the Month junk on your resume. I'm sure it will help you procure another job.

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aliaskis 3

A good way to plan it is "If you're not 10 minutes early, you're late." (Thanks for the brainwashing, Army!)

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

is it time for a pun? yay I made a rhyme. ps theres an affliction which uhh well afflicts people called chronic lateness. I personally have been suffering with it for many moons.

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iliketurdles 7

I agree Mamamia, its an illness. I am actually late to college right now. I'm on the bus for all you douchebags that want to comment "Why you on FML" blahh blahh...

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Skroal_stomper 5

It is not at all an illness. The issue is people that are late all the time are just lazy *****. It is so simple. Go to bed earlier and get up for work/school with enough time to make it before being considered late. So easy.

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TheManPR 0

lol I do it all the time and I'm usually still late >.>. I'm 5min late to work so many times >.< and like 10min late for college. *sighs*

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starile 19

What's missing from this post is that OP was three hours late on a day he was supposed to be training a new employee and attend an important meeting with the regional manager, but came in way too hung over from still celebrating the Employee of the Month award he earned 7 months ago.

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dillies 3

I would say WTF, and throw a squirrel with aids on the boss.

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unidentified_sta 5

Sounds like an internet tough guy, a delusional one at that. You like other people would whimper most likely and kiss ass for that job back. Not even going to bother with the rest of that post.

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dillies 3

it was just a joke...like I would really do that lol

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afdude87 6

being late = bad. like with that girl you ****** last month with the hairy arm pits who smelled like cabbage. bad.

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starile 19

You pay way too much for a bottle of Heineken. Unless the server is hot.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

It's not really her. Freeze did some searching and found that picture online.

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ShadyFTW1 0

Whether mad is even a chick is questionable.

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madmadd 0

look it is me I'm a bikini model and my pics got posted on google for advertising...but why wud u guys search it up ?? I guess u all have no lives

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shadmed 0

You have a problem with us having no lives ma'am? At least we are happy and don't complain about someone else's life. Also, don't try and pull the troll off, you're cornered.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

If you won employee of the month, I assume you hadn't been late before, or at least not for a long time. Why would you be fired for it now? Being late repeatedly I would get, but I don't think that would be the case.

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