Making plans

By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Spicy
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 004
You deserved it 5 803

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Knee him in the balls, and watch the action happen. :)

that might have made you both sitting there with his hand on your boob suddenly less meaningful and moreso aaaaaaawkward. the only thing he'd get from me is a 'goodbye' and he can 'get some' fist to the face XD

Comments

Well you are probably a bitch who happens to have nice boobs. He might as well get some fun out of those bad boys.

who the hell calls **** "bad boys"? if anything bad boys would be balls.

31 - How is getting to second base with your grade school girlfriend "acting like a bad ass"? All your comments wreak of fail.

Actually, I'm pretty sure using someone and telling them you're using them like a cold-hearted insensitive 'player' is acting like a bad ass. You know, acting as though one has no feelings and just takes what they want. -_-

I translate bad ass to be someone that uses physical violence and intimidation to get what they want. Neither of those aspects exist here. He may be a prick, but not a bad ass.

perdix 29

It's taken a month to get to first base? No wonder he's leaving. A ******* will keep him around for a while, and if you **** him, you'll probably be able to keep him as long as you want.

well that sucks but it could be worse, he could have not said anything then slept with u and dumped u.

Meh, at least he was honest? ; FYL, Op.

sheribb 5

what a little ****** seriously find someone better

say **** you and go **** some **** ass hole

JokeMeister 0

Offer him some poontang and then when he's ready kick him in the nuts, then go slap his mom. Simple.