Intimacy: Making plans

Making plans

By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By m - 22/08/2012 01:59 - United States - Stamford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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xXLenaXx 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 12:18

Knee him in the balls, and watch the action happen. :)

savemypandabear 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 12:34

that might have made you both sitting there with his hand on your boob suddenly less meaningful and moreso aaaaaaawkward. the only thing he'd get from me is a 'goodbye' and he can 'get some' fist to the face XD

Comments

Stevefett 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:12

Well you are probably a bitch who happens to have nice boobs. He might as well get some fun out of those bad boys.

Franco24 0

Monday 20 December 2010 13:54

who the hell calls **** "bad boys"? if anything bad boys would be balls.

furburger 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:12

31 - How is getting to second base with your grade school girlfriend "acting like a bad ass"? All your comments wreak of fail.

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:25

Actually, I'm pretty sure using someone and telling them you're using them like a cold-hearted insensitive 'player' is acting like a bad ass. You know, acting as though one has no feelings and just takes what they want. -_-

furburger 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:45

I translate bad ass to be someone that uses physical violence and intimidation to get what they want. Neither of those aspects exist here. He may be a prick, but not a bad ass.

perdix 29

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:23

It's taken a month to get to first base? No wonder he's leaving. A ******* will keep him around for a while, and if you **** him, you'll probably be able to keep him as long as you want.