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Bite his willy off! And then pickle it for later!
One thing we know for sure. OP is single.
Yup. Wooooow, one month...
take it as a compliment at least he still loves your body
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Wow the mods have been busy moderating. Surprise, surprise.
boondock saints ftw! now that's the greatest movie made :D
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oh I know this one it's hit it then quit it, that jerk.
hahaha I watched that last night! "pause!"
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I hope the only action he got was a slap across the cheek, sorry about that OP.
Hmm... no gender specified... urghh
wooowwww that's ****** up
Time travel!
78...you're my kinda woman ;) haha
well about me k
****. Boyfriend of a month or boyfriend of the month? A month isn't a relationship.
Knee him in the balls, and watch the action happen. :)
лен, привет
Russian?
#2 win
u better be careful. i know girls that have bern punched in the face for doing this. and they look ugly afterwards.
#2 u really think that will go down well? knee me in the balls and see what happens!
You will get on your knees in pain?
Well I personally never had that problem cos I've got enough balls to tell sleezy guys to **** off before they get anywhere near. OP obviously goes for the "bad boy" type, cos no decent guy would do that. :P
I'd probably say it jokingly and the girl would probably take it seriously and I'd get hurt
42... whoops, I have been in a 3 year fling with her... can't we all share and get along?
knee me in the balls, and you,ll be waking up in the hospital after I knock you out
Being kneed in the balls in painful, but doing it to sone one won't save your life.
Hah, demarcus, since now i know how violent *you* are, i'll make sure to poke you in the eyes first. While you're busy shouting in pain, I'll knee you in the balls and run. :) I'm a pretty fast runner. :)
lol smart but I have pretty quick reflexes. even if you do you'll be right in front of me within reach. unless you poke me with a long stick
66 => don't respond to FML first thing in the morning!
I hope you're murder raped hittin in the balls is never acceptable
xXLenaXx I agree with ur post way up there. girls judge guys before they get a chance to know them, or they just go for bad boys like you said which makes them stupid because those types of guys just want action, not a nice relationship with a guy who cares. the "bad boys" will just ditch you when they have had their fill or another girl comes along for him to prey after
Agreed with Marinus. I would never hit a girl for no reason, but knee me in the balls and I'll happily break that rule.
Well you wouldn't knock someone out if it were a light tap on the balls - that's just retarded; if it were a full-on kneeing, worthy of knocking someone out, then you'd be writhing in pain to properly knock someone out. Either way, I doubt you'd knock me out.
dude the pain doesnt last forever and if this happened im guessing she wouldnt be far out the door and id kick her so hard in the taco.
I'm sure with all the steroids you're taking #28, if someone kneed you in the balls you probably wouldn't even feel it.
31 Who the **** goes on FML anymore? Apparently you do!
pwned?
You dated him. Choose wisely next time.
every FML I read ur talking about soviet Russia lol
that might have made you both sitting there with his hand on your boob suddenly less meaningful and moreso aaaaaaawkward. the only thing he'd get from me is a 'goodbye' and he can 'get some' fist to the face XD
You should of yelled "THIS IS SPARTA" then in slow motion kick him into a bottomless pit. works everytime
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Knee him in the balls, and watch the action happen. :)
that might have made you both sitting there with his hand on your boob suddenly less meaningful and moreso aaaaaaawkward. the only thing he'd get from me is a 'goodbye' and he can 'get some' fist to the face XD