Intimacy: Making plans

Making plans

By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By m - 22/08/2012 01:59 - United States - Stamford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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xXLenaXx 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 12:18

Knee him in the balls, and watch the action happen. :)

savemypandabear 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 12:34

that might have made you both sitting there with his hand on your boob suddenly less meaningful and moreso aaaaaaawkward. the only thing he'd get from me is a 'goodbye' and he can 'get some' fist to the face XD

Comments

Subtext 10

Saturday 3 July 2010 12:47

...should HAVE... And no, a SPARTA reference doesn't fit here. Edit: This should have been a response to #16

FMyLifeCereal 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:45

There's ALWAYS room for a 300 reference.

Subtext 10

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:03

Almost always!

artisticninja713 13

Saturday 3 July 2010 13:07

I hope you didn't and promptly broke up with him.

redcheckers1011 1

Saturday 3 July 2010 13:14

he's an ass.

mappinn 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 14:44

gook

iCommentFML 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 13:27

lmfao wow..

Stevefett 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:16

27- awesome pic although not very realistic. I mean who would really adopt a little girl with that awful flaming red afro head?

Football_5tar_JR 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 4:51

Agree with 101, it takes balls to make fun of someones hair on the internet, no. not at all. Grow the **** up before I embarass you :)

furburger 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:25

102 - You are in no position to embarrass anyone. You have a ******* picture up of you and your ex-girlfriend?!? Wouldn't it be more appropriate to have a picture of your rosy palms? Yeah, that's what I thought.