Intimate moments: Last act

Last act

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By m - 22/08/2012 01:59 - United States - Stamford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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J15237 25

Friday 29 November 2019 18:54

I hope that you got him extra hard and very excited for you. Then immediately dump his ass without anything else.

hugtrees13 16

Friday 29 November 2019 18:18

Get some head then dump him🤷🏻‍♂️turn the tables on him.

Comments

hugtrees13 16

Friday 29 November 2019 18:18

Get some head then dump him🤷🏻‍♂️turn the tables on him.

J15237 25

Friday 29 November 2019 18:54

I hope that you got him extra hard and very excited for you. Then immediately dump his ass without anything else.

Mathalamus 24

Sunday 1 December 2019 11:57

Try to be a mature person and dump him without toying with him. The comments are irritating...

Maikeru Manasan 2

Tuesday 3 December 2019 15:47

that's horrible!!

Bevis Butthead 4

Tuesday 3 December 2019 16:55

These comments make my head hurt! Jeezus people, it's FML, don't take shit so serious! And to the poster, if your bf's idea of "action" is touching boobies through clothing, you need a new bf.