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By Anonymous - 08/01/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I mistook my neighbor’s karaoke party for a heated argument and called the cops. When they arrived, everyone was in the middle of a dramatic rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. FML
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By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
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maverick83 15

Yes officer, they just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled their trigger now he's dead. It was a strangely melodic confession. 😂

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d j mom 8

liar. you're just one of Those neighbors and just embarrassed that the cops called you out on a bogus call. if not then how does anyone mistake karaoke for a 'heated' argument?

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maverick83 15

Yes officer, they just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled their trigger now he's dead. It was a strangely melodic confession. 😂

9 0
d j mom 8

liar. you're just one of Those neighbors and just embarrassed that the cops called you out on a bogus call. if not then how does anyone mistake karaoke for a 'heated' argument?

2 1