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By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 20:19 - Switzerland

Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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Thin blue line

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 05:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

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PARTAY!

By Life of the party - 19/08/2009 05:13 - France

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

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By EpicFailTime - 22/02/2011 02:21

Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML

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AaronTkr 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

grandma knows how to party!

twinny_sc 13

Monday 8 August 2011 8:52

"I'm sorry officer I don't see.... GRANNY PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON! ...a problem here."

Comments

AaronTkr 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

grandma knows how to party!

chuckychan 8

Monday 8 August 2011 8:56

Grandmas party hard.

himynameischeese 6

Monday 8 August 2011 9:05

Go grandma go grandma it's yo birthday!!

HowAreYouToday 34

Monday 8 August 2011 9:07

Um.... I have no words

damadrappa 4

Monday 8 August 2011 9:08

Grandma: "Was the bass to high?"

CathyCraaazy 8

Monday 8 August 2011 9:34

"ain't no party like my grandma's tea party!"

kwchambers92 10

Monday 8 August 2011 10:03

"If I would have known you were visiting I would have trimmed my antlers"

yoursucklives 36

Monday 8 August 2011 10:15

grandma should lay off the vodka

enonymous 8

Monday 8 August 2011 10:31

My Granny taught me how to put a condom on a banana with no hands and while doing a keg stand

kwchambers92 10

Monday 8 August 2011 10:32

56 sounds dangerous

AaronTkr 0

Monday 8 August 2011 12:53

Grandmas gone wild lol

KaintukeeBob 13

Monday 8 August 2011 15:29

Geriatric jell-o shots?

chuckychan 8

Monday 8 August 2011 21:31

@#34 epic Flight of the Conchords reference.

zachherbert 10

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:04

She's gonna turn the retirement home into a night club

aFatFuck 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

Grandmas always throw the most insane parties

ilovecookies83 0

Monday 8 August 2011 9:59

I think the neighbors were just jealous!

ariannaimelda 7

Monday 8 August 2011 10:09

Hell yeah they do, they have the most party experience, they know how to make it right ;)

yamatelle 19

Monday 8 August 2011 10:26

OP is lucky to have a grandma like that. Mine is so old she saw anal beads and bought one thinking it was a necklace. Don't ask me where she got them from....