Man City

By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

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Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
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Tiny Terror 19

It's playoff season!!

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kdog165 2

Sounds like he's taking you a bit for granted. Or he has alot of money riding on a bet and you caught him at a bad time.. Hopefully it's not a normal occurrence op

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kdog165 2

Sounds like he's taking you a bit for granted. Or he has alot of money riding on a bet and you caught him at a bad time.. Hopefully it's not a normal occurrence op

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gotaplanstan 28

Or, you know, he likes sports and instead of watching a game he's obviously invested in in some way, he's spending time with OP and missing the game. A little bit of perspective goes a long way!

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kdog165 2

Sounds like he's taking you a bit for granted. Or he has alot of money riding on a bet and you caught him at a bad time.. Hopefully it's not a normal occurrence op

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RichardPencil 30

If he's more interested in his team's balls and strikes than advancing his own base runner, you should send him to the showers and bring in a reliever. In this context, a blown save is a win-win.

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kdog165 2

Sounds like he's taking you a bit for granted. Or he has alot of money riding on a bet and you caught him at a bad time.. Hopefully it's not a normal occurrence op

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species4872 19

Foul, Ten thrust penalty.

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Lucky O'Guin 18

Tell him if he wants to make a hole-in- one he better lay off the phone.

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jkjorn 16

Something's not right with a guy who's more interested in other people's scoring.

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Santiago P. Consuegra 8

Why do people always blows these kind of behaviors out of proportion. "He likes sports more than you, cheat on him!" or " he doesn't care about sex , only sports so dump him!" chill, it's not like you'd never check your phone for anything during downtime it sex

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Lobby_Bee 17

The real reason he needed to check the score was, to take his mind off the amazing sex so he won't blow his load in 5mins. I don't see any other reason to pause the sex.

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