Kids, Facebook and Social Media: Manhunt

Manhunt

By toad - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML

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You deserved it 6 294

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 051

You deserved it 2 887

By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 17:12 - United States - California

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 939

You deserved it 7 964

Freeloading Black Mirror

By imnotcrying - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I signed into the Netflix account that I pay for, only to see that my ex had added a new profile for his new girlfriend. We’ve only been separated for two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 380

You deserved it 405

Just in case

By DesperateMother - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Wasselonne

Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 228

You deserved it 1 166

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 402

You deserved it 775

Creepy

By Justinthebox - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 565

You deserved it 423

Catfishing 101

By jquaw - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Brockville

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 218

You deserved it 6 305

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 798

You deserved it 160

Cornered

By blarg - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 214

You deserved it 27 875

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 040

You deserved it 33 819

TC_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 6:09

Restraining order anyone? Going once... going twice... I hope the f***er isn't the violent kind, that's mega creepy.

taraaa_fml 4

Thursday 12 February 2009 9:43

i interpret this as it just being a crazy ex girlfriend trying to find him, knowing that she could if she pretending to be his daughter who he's been looking for lol

Comments

wordbigbird 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 23:45

Why did a divorce stop you from knowing where your kid is

mollym241 9

Monday 8 October 2012 17:43

If the mom won custody then she doesn't have to let OP see the kid if she doesn't want to.

cul8erqtpie20 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:23

YDI! Take responsibility of your daughter! You have rights don't pretend like she was impossible to see.

kay71095 9

Thursday 31 January 2013 3:36

Not everyone has rights to see their child. If the ex wife was this crazy to stalk him, she sounds like someone that wouldn't let him have say in anything.

sulitak 27

Wednesday 12 June 2013 12:19

so how was him trying to find the daughter for years not taking responsibility?

SasaCeceGogo 18

Sunday 14 April 2013 20:40

Right on!

ForeverFat 12

Sunday 16 June 2013 19:25

Stalker?!

luv2speedzz 6

Sunday 1 June 2014 20:43

Bait her in and sue her !

GeorgiaBea 28

Saturday 18 July 2015 22:12

And they what? Moved to Asia? You didn't know where your kid was? That is awesome parenting right there.

lilithfury 23

Sunday 6 March 2016 3:17

So.... You had no idea where yer daughter was? Why is that? Given the fact that yer ex was also apparently trying to find you, it sounds like you did some disappearing of your own.

kenyrabit 25

Friday 10 June 2016 18:52

Is your ex your daughters mother? Because, if so, YDI. She shouldn't need to track you down.. Even when the break up's nasty, you should be around to be a real Dad.

TomeDr 24

Monday 22 January 2024 12:15

Why was she trying to track you down? Could it be because you haven’t paid child support? Yeah, there’s too much missing info here for me to pass judgement.