Manly man

By takinabreak - 10/07/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "Radiance Ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "Radiance Ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML
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barroomhero 0

It's okay, every girl who sees you will jump you.

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vnbritt 0

This would be much funnier if your name was Edward.

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Blahdidaah 2

Vampire! Watch out, you'll have random chicks who have no idea what the meaning of self-preservation is throwing themselves off cliffs for you.

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vegetarian982 0

You can now be a "vampire"

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bethnoire 10

Forget Edward Cullen. He'll be mistaken for an off-duty drag queen. Then again, off-duty drag queens are far more interesting than Twilight vampires.

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awesomelikethat 0

Next time ask a girl before you use something femine looking.

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