Animals: Sorry Stuart…

Sorry Stuart…

By connor1701 - 27/02/2017 20:00

Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML

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You deserved it 645

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 145

You deserved it 1 083

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 641

You deserved it 3 729

By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 838

You deserved it 8 117

By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 895

You deserved it 4 041

Sorry Mr Nibbles

By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 010

You deserved it 52 246

Sobering

By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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You deserved it 105

Spooky

By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 586

You deserved it 7 162

By GrahamCracker - 21/05/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 668

You deserved it 8 944

By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 513

You deserved it 28 634

By AquaKelly - 24/12/2014 01:48 - United States - Newark

Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 822

You deserved it 4 762

dabomsht123 3

Monday 27 February 2017 20:12

Poor mouse!! That's a rough way to be woke up!! Imagine if a giant hand squeezed u while u were sleeping in a warm dark place. Lol

jdogg1971 0

Monday 27 February 2017 20:05

Go to a doctor it might carry a disease

Comments

mackdeezy 22

Monday 27 February 2017 20:01

If you woke me up in such a way, I'm not sure I'd bite you, but I would hurt you.

jdogg1971 0

Monday 27 February 2017 20:05

Go to a doctor it might carry a disease

bahamit 18

Monday 27 February 2017 21:13

Hps is a bad one carried by mice, can be fatal, go get checked, have blood work done... definitely get checked...

dabomsht123 3

Monday 27 February 2017 20:12

Poor mouse!! That's a rough way to be woke up!! Imagine if a giant hand squeezed u while u were sleeping in a warm dark place. Lol

s2kname 9

Monday 27 February 2017 21:02

well it sounds a lot like a ****** so pretty happy is my answer

Mooglefox 23

Monday 27 February 2017 20:32

AlwYs knew Mickey was a bitter.

Cali 54

Tuesday 28 February 2017 17:57

Walt Disney never gave him fair compensation! And don't even get me started on Jerry...

jcash52426 5

Monday 27 February 2017 20:38

What did you think was in your pocket that you were squeezing?

cakefete2 30

Monday 27 February 2017 20:53

Mickey Mouse made a squeaky clean get away. At least you have good taste in outerwear.

Hippo_Holiday 19

Tuesday 28 February 2017 3:05

And do I get to tend the rabbits? Yes lennie ya do.

emischeve 12

Friday 3 March 2017 4:43

The end to that was so sad

Unfuckwittable 2

Wednesday 1 March 2017 11:09

You must be filthy to have rat in your clothes

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Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML

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You deserved it 14 245

Today, I found out I have syphilis. I only slept with one person in my entire life, my boyfriend of 2 years. When I told him about it, he burst into tears and said, "It was one time at a company party" and "Maybe if you put some Vagisil or something, it will go away." Seriously? FML

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Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML

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You deserved it 923

Today, I'm in the same city as my boyfriend for the first time in 2 months. My body apparently did not like the idea of me having sex again, as I promptly got a UTI and then the week-long breakthrough bleeding that antibiotics often cause me. The same thing happened the week before he had to move, too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 346

You deserved it 179

Today, four days after moving into my new house, I woke up to a guy yelling, "Fuck you, Claire" followed by a brick smashing through my living room window. Now I know why Claire was so eager to finalize the sale. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 345

You deserved it 1 574

Today, I tripped and hit my head on a rock, perforating my eardrum. That rock also broke. It was a €3000 headstone I now have to pay for. FML

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You deserved it 135

Today, my partner and I got called out to a domestic disturbance. Things turned ugly while we were en-route. Long story short, I now know how many grown men it takes to lift a nearly 400lb shit-covered woman onto a stretcher. I almost reconsidered my choice of career. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 911

You deserved it 1 759

Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML

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You deserved it 4 405