Meet the family

By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
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IscoreOnU 19

Just say it was sooo good and compliment her cooking. Win at least one of them. Lol

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gc327072 30

Hey, at least you aren't one of those food-phobic girls. My bro dated one, she was insane!

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NeDaroft 5

I eat really fast too for some reason, whether the food is good or not.

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olpally 32

Love the username op... Lol... Easy there miss piggy... Lol...

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challan 19

C'mon Kermit, if it was pizza you'd eat like that too.

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olpally 32

Lol, true that! Ha! :D

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ICastillo 24

What's green and smells like bacon?!? Give up......It's Kermit's fingers.

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ICastillo 24

#77 No dude it's cause miss piggy is his girlfriend........get it "his fingers smell like bacon".

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Welshite 39

At least you tried? Don't worry, I'm sure they understand; meeting the parents is always stressful.

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zombiekitten87 12

Well yeah, you don't want to look like a pig either... His dad was pretty rude about it, though...

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amandajlucas2015 2

I think the dad was just joking in a serious kind of way.. They probably wanted to talk to her and wanted her to stop stuffing her face so they didn't have to see her talk with food in her mouth

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zombiekitten87 12

If he muttered it I doubt he was joking.

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hunteer9 5

It could be worse, I had a girl over for dinner once, and I think my mom tried to poison her.

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BossPathfinderGM 14

You know, it's entirely possible to finish your entire meal without shoveling it in so fast it can be construed as poor manners.

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PinkRainbow 3

Exactly! Eating like you were raised in a barn is awful manners. When making first impressions, act like a lady at all times. End of story. YDI

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mosquito19 14

who cares, I love a girl who can eat. your boyfriends family is a bunch of pretentious douche bag

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agonydrum 7

Do you really need to ask?

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