Awkward, Neighbours and Intimacy: Meet the twins - FML

Meet the twins

By eringoBRA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML

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xXxSophiexXx 8

Friday 6 May 2011 19:02

how do you forget something like that?? lol

ckyorelse 18

Friday 6 May 2011 18:59

very nice!

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josejg 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:31

now that's hot

Punkpoptart1119 20

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:50

How can you forget that you're not wearing a shirt? You'd think that you'd..I dunno maybe feel a breeze? You're lucky you didn't get the police called on you for indecent exposure..they take that crap really seriously.

pike1346 3

Wednesday 11 May 2011 20:50

are you hot? that is the only factor to this post. if yes, then it is awesome, if your a fatass, them FYL and their life.

srpsoccer225 0

Friday 13 May 2011 19:22

I wouldn't mind being your neighbor lol

Nicadeemis 4

Saturday 14 May 2011 21:18

wonder what ur navies thing

bootystank 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 21:41

Damn I wish I was the sprinkler!

bonfire0408 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 17:55

roffl..i wish i lived on your block.

dr3amcatchr 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 2:39

so awesome.

hottottie 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 7:06

wouldn't you feel a draft or something

angiebear1234 3

Thursday 9 June 2011 2:43

are u a girl .? if u are ur a dumbass!

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