Intimacy: Method acting

Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By doodlecrzyMeg - 04/02/2016 18:56 - United States - Mattoon

Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 01:30

Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 02:55 - Canada

Today, I was reading a book in bed when my dad came to check whether or not I was asleep. To avoid any conversation, I pretended that I was. Turns out he was just checking whether he and my mom could have sex while I was fast asleep. I couldn't plug my ears in time. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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Saturday 9 February 2013 12:04

Well, if there's anything you can take from this, it's that 1) your parents definitely noticed, and 2) they're probably not giving too much of a shit. Life is good!

Albarufus 13

Saturday 9 February 2013 11:58

Well as long as the bf didn't notice...

Comments

MuseFan1991 14

Saturday 9 February 2013 15:43

well technically you were faking. you were faking being quiet :P i hate being in that situation

taybay23 13

Saturday 9 February 2013 16:07

This whole situation is just so wrong

sonnyrosa 32

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:13

I suppose it's better than barging in while you're in the middle of it to make comments about you faking (I'm not saying you were.... just saying, it could have been worse!)

TweakerD 4

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:23

Next day. Dad, are you worried at all that Mom seems so focused about faking it? Pause. Walk out room.

Satoaoi 13

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:51

funny Cuz alot of parents would never let there daughters bf stay over.obviously they knew you guy would try something but didn't care lol maybe they knew you sucked at sex or something idk lol

Damitol 3

Saturday 9 February 2013 19:58

Honestly, I don't see how it's an FML! I could see LOTS worse....like him being dragged out by your dad in the middle of it and thrown out of the house buck naked. It happened to a friend of mine, parents came home early. The fact that they didn't kick him out means they must like him!

onorexveritas 23

Saturday 9 February 2013 20:00

you'd think to get it on without anyone around to kill the mood

love_me_electric 20

Saturday 9 February 2013 22:42

Sex with people around is the best sex. The possibility of getting caught makes it exciting!

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 9 February 2013 20:23

You might as well had asked for permission to have sex under their noses...

ulissey_fml 22

Saturday 9 February 2013 20:56

I could NOT have been aroused, knowing my parents were next door, let alone if they could hear us... But i guess British kids/parents are quite different from us that way.