Intimacy: Method acting

Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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You deserved it 39 425

By doodlecrzyMeg - 04/02/2016 18:56 - United States - Mattoon

Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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You deserved it 1 224

ur mom gay

By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 01:30

Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML

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You deserved it 725

By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 02:55 - Canada

Today, I was reading a book in bed when my dad came to check whether or not I was asleep. To avoid any conversation, I pretended that I was. Turns out he was just checking whether he and my mom could have sex while I was fast asleep. I couldn't plug my ears in time. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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You deserved it 4 935

By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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You deserved it 23 203

By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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You deserved it 69 960

By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 8 051

By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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You deserved it 42 159

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 9 February 2013 12:04

Well, if there's anything you can take from this, it's that 1) your parents definitely noticed, and 2) they're probably not giving too much of a shit. Life is good!

Albarufus 13

Saturday 9 February 2013 11:58

Well as long as the bf didn't notice...

Comments

ballbearing 10

Saturday 9 February 2013 23:21

My parents invited my bf to stay over when I was 15. Even then, I wished someone would have cared enough about me to not let it happen. There is not a chance my son will be having his gf or bf staying over at my home. Sex is an adult activity and you are not an adult so long as you live in your parents home.

HarroIAmBob 21

Sunday 10 February 2013 1:13

tell that to any teenager and they will disagree.

ballbearing 10

Sunday 10 February 2013 1:27

I am well aware teenagers have sex and *think* they are mature enough to be doing so. And my own child will likely have sex when he is a teen and I know everyone needs to make their own mistakes. Does not mean I should provide a location to make it convenient.

kalbrek009 20

Sunday 10 February 2013 17:17

I've been telling these kids that sex is an adult activity ONLY for adults for some time now & most of them whine to the FML admin about me for it.....disrespectful little jerks that they are...I won't be banned from FML for speaking the truth.

charvisioku 22

Monday 11 February 2013 14:21

"You are not an adult so long as you live in your parents home". Bullshit. My friend is 24 years old, has a job and is slowly but surely saving to get his own place. He buys his own food and pays rent to his parents, the only reason he's still there is that house prices are creeping up all the time, and he can't afford to pay rent plus council tax plus travel costs etc. Loads of people are in the same kind of position. Would you say those people are all children? If you would, I feel so, so sorry for your future kids. They're going to have an absolute nightmare until they're able to move out. Good god.

buckdharma 37

Saturday 9 February 2013 23:51

What about your poor boyfriend? He sounds like a "box" office flop. Will he be making a sequel?

Taticicijr 1

Sunday 10 February 2013 0:49

today at two in the morning I went to the motel for something different. even thought we have a house. I been with him for 9 yrs. and I asked him wouldn't he want to marrie me. he said y are u bugging not now its to soon. fml

wvcheesehead1 9

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:42

I do not know why women think they have to fake it... If we guys get ours we really do not care... buy a toy, or an eggplant or the like.

misspennycakes 7

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:57

YDI for being so disrespectful having sex in your parents home

ShananaginsLOL 13

Sunday 10 February 2013 7:16

Wow ur lucky my parents wouldn't even let me have my friend that they assumed was gay go in my room...

whatwhyhoo 10

Sunday 10 February 2013 15:08

Why did the OP feel they HAD to have sex in their parent's home, it was disrespectful.

Sandnblood 4

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:56

I disagree. It's only disrespectful if the parents ask them not to do it or perhaps imply such. If they don't say "no sex in the house" I don't see how that is disrespectful. It sounds like they were just making a comment that is, of course, awkward. Also, sleeping in the same bed with your boy/girlfriend isn't uncommon or weird depending on the age.