Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
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TheNewGuy03 28

Well, if there's anything you can take from this, it's that 1) your parents definitely noticed, and 2) they're probably not giving too much of a shit. Life is good!

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perdix 29

I think your parents' motive for allowing this was for their own entertainment. Um, . . ., yuck! You should check your room for hidden cameras.

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oj101 33

Why is sex so taboo? I understand it's not polite to discuss these things in detail, but everyone has sex sooner or later (or at least knows about it), so why do people pretend to be shocked by such matters?

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lolzisaid 4

you shold have stopped and said that your mother learned u those noices. that will make ur foks change the subject

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pixiebubz 26

Jesus Christ *should *taught *you *noises *folks

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mikenikes14 8

That was a little mean. I'm guessing English isn't her first language.

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mfischer 17

You know, 50, you're probably right. as an English speaking native, though, I don't post on websites that are primarily written in other languages and expect my attempts at speaking that language to fit in very well. Yes, they're from Norway, but if they know this much English at 14 then they probably don't expect to speak it flawlessly yet. The corrections will probably help, you never know.

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Enslaved 36

Did you sound like the scene from "When Harry Met Sally"?

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slimjim8094 12

I'll have what she's having

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PandaKitteh 20

Or maybe Kristen from "Forgetting Sarah Marshal" ;D

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tralala453 22

Looks like you weren't quiet enough.

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brackaman 18

You don't say? Thanks bro. I didn't get it at all before.

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mfischer 17

*sigh* and let the semi-original posts about possible meanings for OP begin. Guys, OP is a pretty common Internet phrase, just google it or something.

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somecoolperson1 2

"I learned it from watching you!" No one will probably get ghat reference.

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Enslaved 36

Anti-drug commercial. --Where's my cookie? (:

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ni0ve 9

why are ur parents letting a bf. spend the night?

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Dmeister2008 3

Well since we don't know how old OP is we can only assume that OP is old enough to have her bf stay over but then again assuming makes an ass of yourself

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mimiminx 23

#39 guess what? Not everyone on the Internet is under the age of consent. Some people are not even teenagers! Crazy, I know!

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xNephilim 18

Well I could name a number of reasons... One, not every parent has a strict "no sex in my house" rule. Two, OP is from the UK and in general, sex is treated very differently over there than it is here. I'm from Germany and my mom let me lock the door behind me when my boyfriend at the time came over to visit. I'm pretty sure she also would have been okay with him staying the night, even though I was too... Well, virgin-y at the time to consider it.

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iGottaFindBubbah 12

You got permission from your parents? I doubt you're of age and I'm disturbed. I would demand more respect from my kids.

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Dmeister2008 3

How did you come up with the age of OP? If you still live with your parents you should have enough respect for them to ask if it's ok reguardless of age unless your of the age of late 20's and above but if you're living with you're parents at that age there's something wrong

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squideth 18

"demand more respect from my kids" what? Just because you have more strict outlook on life doesn't mean everyone should conform to your views. Some parents educate their kids about sex and trust them to make responsible decisions. I respect the **** out of my parents and they allowed my bf to stay over when I was a teen, and I didn't grow into some teen mom drop out. Mutual respect and understanding goes a long way.

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AllieCat21 21

I'm 19, my boyfriend is 21, and we both still live with our respective parents. We ask permission for the other to sleep over because we DO respect our parents. Would you rather your child just bring someone over with the intent to spend the night without asking you?

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xNephilim 18

Look at the location. United Kingdom. Generally speaking, people over there are more laid back when it comes to sex. Also generally speaking, the US is one of the most prude countries while being the most sexual. Look at the movies, TV shows, music... It all reeks of sex. And then you go home and get shunned for even thinking about it. It's quite sad.

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