Mfing kids

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Salem

Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML
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slutfactory 17

When I learned about compound words in third grade, I believe I wrote down "bitchass." When my parents were contacted my dad had to leave the classroom because he couldn't stop laughing.

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MartinDJ 26

Mah don't take it so hard, many siblings teach their younger siblings some swear words for unknown reasons. It's fairly normal unfortunately

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jescileigha 0

okay that is funny as ****.... I would have called their parents but laughing my arse off while doing so

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Grandmastasexy 14

There going to learn it eventually anyway

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bpickett18 16

Actually I dont think thats a compound word. I believe there should be a space between those there by making it two words and not a compound word.

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kiaroxilles 8

They are probably in a year-round school. When I was still in school, we got summer break in mid June and came back in early September. But around my sophomore year in high school, the district changed it to year-round so we got out very early June and came back late July. That change is still in effect for kids in our district today, and it's like that many places throughout the US as well.

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Simbaby 23

kids tend to repeat and pickup on words like that. when I was little I had a cold, so my nose was stopped up . it ended with me telling my mom that my nose was ****** up... I learnt it from my uncle..

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oceaneyes213 21

When I was little and had just learned to talk my brother taught me to cuss and I ended up screaming at my mother to "wipe my ******* nose" once.

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hystericsky 11

Every time I hear 'compound word' it makes me think 'pancake' automatically.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sounds like Samuel L. Jackson as a kid.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

When I was 4, I stuck up my middle finger because I didn't know what it meant, and my mom wasn't too happy.

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