Delusional

By eyeroll - 26/02/2022 18:00

Today, my sister has been going on and on about how sexy her new doctor is. She’s been plotting to fake an illness just to see him again. When I explained that doctors are professionals and even if he were interested it would be unethical for him to say so, she called me a fat, jealous loser. FML
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poopface82 19

Far be it from me to know whether you are fat, jealous, a loser or any combination thereof. However, you are right and your sister is a dope.

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JackWood 20

Your sister is toxic put up some barriers.

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poopface82 19

Far be it from me to know whether you are fat, jealous, a loser or any combination thereof. However, you are right and your sister is a dope.

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Hangryko 29

At least you're not an immature, narcissistic brat.

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JackWood 20

Your sister is toxic put up some barriers.

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RichardPencil 30

You think no doctor has ever "dated" a patient? Undoubtedly, there's risk involved in this sort of thing, but that just makes it hotter. Let your sister try to pull it off, ya fat, jealous loser!

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Let her try it, get rejected and then tell her it must have been that the doctor though she was a fat, jealous loser.

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