Mfing kids

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Salem

Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML
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slutfactory 17

When I learned about compound words in third grade, I believe I wrote down "bitchass." When my parents were contacted my dad had to leave the classroom because he couldn't stop laughing.

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MartinDJ 26

Mah don't take it so hard, many siblings teach their younger siblings some swear words for unknown reasons. It's fairly normal unfortunately

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ulissey_fml 22

What else did you expect from filth graders ?

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LittleLambii 24

The good news is that they know what a compound word is - you must be a good teacher, OP :)

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vikky538 28

well if you count it otherway ..out of whole class it's only four...think optimistic..

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733yoda_fml 19

It's justified, "************" is a compound wird

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buckdharma 37

Johnny, can you use compound in a sentence. Johnny- Some ************ compound on my mom while dad was away.

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ChunkyBuiscuit 13

This is the problem with people nowadays. Back when I was in 5th grade, nobody would've put that as a compound word, let alone I think most of us didn't know that word back then

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QueenofWheels 13

wow overprotected much

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sk1tt135 22

When I was in kindergarten I made a list of all the curse words I knew, a peer had just taught me the word 'Ass'...

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