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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Niles
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Niles
And thats why we never assume. Shit happens when we assume.
Even if the OP *had* cheated on somebody - the moment somebody decides that vandalism is "OK" as an act of revenge is the moment I stop feeling any sympathy for them, at all.
Cheating isnt illegal, vandalism is. Lets just think about that for a second.
OP's gotta stop cheating in those drag races
maybe it was a psycho secret admirer that assumed?
Find the fool and sacrifice them to Satan
What kind of asshole resorts to possible jail time for revenge of that sort
"It was just a prank dude chill out"
An insecure bitch that thinks vandalizing property will make her situation with her significant other better.
Carrie Underwood fans, probably.
Crazy motherfuckers, that's who.
"You don't **** with another man's vehicle. It's just against the rules."
I feel like you just shouldn't **** with people's stuff regardless.
Guess many just don't understand the reference.
"Where did you get the motor cycle?" "It's a chopper, babe."
"Now, you've got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it."
or maybe he cheated death and death is mad >:(
maybe his math teacher did it
Maybe you're so smooth that you're getting girls without even realizing it? Idk you should probably just call the police
People really need to check they've got the right guy...
Um... no, they need to get some self-controll and not kick the shit out out someone's car and spraypaint "Cheater"
Find them and spray paint on their car "BITCH"
Maybe they caught you cheating on a test?
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What kind of asshole resorts to possible jail time for revenge of that sort
Hopefully you have good insurance, OP. Fyl.