Cars, Awkward and Transportation: Mistaken ID

Mistaken ID

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Niles

Today, somebody kicked the crap out of my car and spray painted "CHEATER" on the sides. I've never even had a girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 166

You deserved it 1 575

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UncleCaitlyn 21

Monday 25 January 2016 0:20

What kind of asshole resorts to possible jail time for revenge of that sort

Its_Sinon 15

Monday 25 January 2016 0:19

Hopefully you have good insurance, OP. Fyl.

Comments

davisbr2 7

Monday 1 February 2016 22:08

That's when driving an old 93 s10 is awesome

shujaswati 20

Thursday 4 February 2016 10:47

FOREVER ALONE

nyjiamami 13

Friday 4 August 2023 21:24

You cheated on her in her dreams while she was pregnant in the year 2035.

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