Cars, Awkward and Transportation: Mistaken ID - FML

Mistaken ID

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Niles

Today, somebody kicked the crap out of my car and spray painted "CHEATER" on the sides. I've never even had a girlfriend. FML

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UncleCaitlyn 21

Monday 25 January 2016 0:20

What kind of asshole resorts to possible jail time for revenge of that sort

Its_Sinon 15

Monday 25 January 2016 0:19

Hopefully you have good insurance, OP. Fyl.

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

Monday 25 January 2016 0:28

Cute misdirection with the "I've never had a girlfriend" but I doubt it's gonna trick your boyfriend into forgetting about the cheating. Shame on you.

sammiaaron 16

Monday 25 January 2016 0:41

what

jzidar24 12

Monday 25 January 2016 0:47

Plot twist: he is gay

dannidoll93 24

Monday 25 January 2016 0:53

Well now people will think you got at least 2 girls... Silver lining?

moocowmilk0 19

Monday 25 January 2016 1:07

... now thats just insult to injury

kafka13 9

Monday 25 January 2016 1:16

it's for the future OP lol

XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

Monday 25 January 2016 1:17

What you can do is file this to the police, and if they find them file a lawsuit. You'll surely win.

MitiMiki 16

Monday 25 January 2016 1:46

Police report and insurance claim. If you don't have comprehensive, check you homeowners policy. If you rent, file a claim with your property management. Bummer.

team_garra 8

Monday 25 January 2016 2:17

Idk which is the bigger problem here. You getting your car beat up, or you not having a girlfriend

Zoldyck 17

Monday 25 January 2016 8:13

I'd say getting your car destroyed for something you didn't do. I'm not sure why everyone's in such a rush to be in a relationship - it may just be OP's choice.

Liyuesigs 8

Monday 25 January 2016 2:55

They probably meant boyfriend.

Sathane 21

Monday 25 January 2016 3:17

Someone just wanted you to know what it feels like to have a girlfriend.

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