Monetize your shit life

By chap - 11/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was in an Uber with a friend I hadn't seen in 7 years. I was just catching her up on my daily life when my Uber driver decided to chime into our conversation and kindly inform me that: "[I] should be a stand-up comedian." He literally thought my life was a joke. FML
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weeping_willow 25

It could be the way you speak, and not so much of what exactly you are saying. Some people are just born hilarious and have amazing social skills.

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Niharika Anupam 5

Take that as a complement! that it wasn't the story as such.. but your way of saying it that was funny.. I get told the same a lot.. cheers! 😆

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weeping_willow 25

It could be the way you speak, and not so much of what exactly you are saying. Some people are just born hilarious and have amazing social skills.

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RichardPencil 30

Put a lot of puns in his one-star review. "The driver was uber-annoying!" Hot Pockets!

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bloopaloop 27

Alabama hot pockets I hope!

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RichardPencil 30

Kids, do NOT, I repeat, do NOT look this up on Urban Dictionary. I feel like a lesser person for having this knowledge and your ongoing ignorance of this concept will only be a good thing.

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John Raymond Matheney 6

of course you saying that made me wanna look it up more, I should have listened

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millsjoshua949 12

Wow. I think you are overreacting big time. I'm sure it was probably the way you were relaying your story. ydi

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Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

your life sucks, but you also deserved it. you were literally in someone elses car, they can hear you. uber or not, you can't be surprised when this happens.

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spinspinsugar 12

maybe it's the delivery, not the material?

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Niharika Anupam 5

Take that as a complement! that it wasn't the story as such.. but your way of saying it that was funny.. I get told the same a lot.. cheers! 😆

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meisiemeisie 8

This is a compliment though?? It's great to be a funny woman, not an insult at all - maybe you should give an open mic night a try, you never know, you may just find a new career.

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