By Stickysituation - 23/01/2013 18:44 - United States - Depew

Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML
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VannahJane 17

And that is when you decide to get a refill on popcorn and never come back

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James64138 26

Oh, so that's something you're not supposed to do on a first date? That explains everything...

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VannahJane 17

And that is when you decide to get a refill on popcorn and never come back

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cooterpie 11

Should have did it back to him.

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Eluveitie 9

That would be pretty rude. Just because he's gross doesn't mean he's a bad person.

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CharresBarkrey 15

5 - Isn't wiping your mucous on someone's clothing pretty rude as well?

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hama806 19

2- Actually forget that. Just dump the popcorn you already have on his lap. That so gross!

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coolboy675 16

Just because you are bad guy doesn't mean you are *bad* guy

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Eluveitie 9

17, you're right. But saying you'll be right back and not actually coming back is far more rude.

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akg98 13

36-- i got it!! It was a wreck it ralph referance :D

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Satoaoi 13

lol oh you right lol

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DanielleinDC 33

Would you want someone wiping the contents of HIS nose on YOUR clothing? That's just disgusting and rude.

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Baybiiie 11

#5- I don't want to know what specifies as 'rude' to you. Eurgh. I hope OP ran for the hills!

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Eluveitie 9

I guess if I were to rephrase my comment, I would say 'more rude'. Wiping your snot on someone is pretty damn rude.

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imavelociraptor 6

"thanks satan" "it's SA-ten"

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inzunza 5

With this booger I claim you OP mine!!!!

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highway_unicorn7 5

He's obviosly thinking about your future together... I mean digging for gold and all.

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TheRandomIndian 17

Nothing says "I love you" like a booger

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whyisitincapital 25

Look at the wiped booger under a microscope OP. There might be a tiny love message on it for you.

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MetallicaFTW 16

6 - This is probably one of the worst comments I have ever read.

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Eluveitie 9

It sucks, but I've seen much worse. It's mostly when the poster tries wayyyy too hard to be funny by using some ambiguous, esoteric reference.

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MetallicaFTW 16

88 - I've actually been here quite a while... This comment still impressed me... Smh

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howdeedoo 22

Pretend to scratch your ass and wipe it on his face

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Dblocker 18

There's always a chance he might get turned on though.

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coolboy675 16

And while you're at it OP, offer him some chocolate covered pretzels he can't refuse.

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oj101 33

A true lady would never do that. She would get up, excuse herself to the powder room, and never come back.

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eggmarie 25

51: a true gentleman would never pick his nose an wipe it on his date. Shit at least wipe it on the seat or something.

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fleeper 13

This made my day...!

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Baybiiie 11

#62- that's hilarious but a 'gentlemen' doesn't pick his own nose in public and on a date no less!

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James64138 26

Oh, so that's something you're not supposed to do on a first date? That explains everything...

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cooterpie 11

He was just marking you as his. Everyone knows that's what boogies are for.

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coolboy675 16

Well doesn't just give a new meaning to," Time to boogie!"...

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Carmstro 13

68, at least have the decency to copy a comment as your own separate comment...

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carry_on 19

Watch out, he could be the same FML guy who pisses on girls legs in the shower to mark them...

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TheRandomIndian 17

Maybe if OP was a booger, he would pick her first, but since she's not a booger, he wiped the first booger he picked on her

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

I didn't know people observed boogers close enough (or at all) to determine that o.O

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Joe9024 20

It's a very rare study only few are qualified for

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VannahJane 17

Never said he was a bad person, but he needs to learn some manners if he wants to keep a date. Edit: whoops this was supposed to go to #5 after my first comment

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