Transportation: Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to...

By nofinal - 10/12/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML

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tttron 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 12:17

you could have taken a taxi

aback 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:53

Some people decide they don't want to take a final and say, "You know? **** it--I'm not taking this". Others devise elaborate scenarios so they can pretend to themselves that they really wanted to take it, but circumstances made it impossible. Guess which one you are?

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tttron 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 12:17

you could have taken a taxi

Mikeymikey 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 12:22

were u stoned when you parked your car in the first place? because it would be normal to remember where you parked it the night before... so much for memory loss... pointless to go to an exam with that dude!! u didn't miss out much i think..

ColdGold 6

Thursday 10 December 2009 17:20

People who cram for finals over-tax their brains. It is another form of being stoned.

jjcooper 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:19

nice job

coolsteve 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:20

well done moron

jts2 3

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:29

*thumbs up* Smoooooth move there, OP!

Ligerie 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:45

Why didn't you talk to your girlfriend first or earlier to let her know what was happening. I was badly rear ended and I called the police, then called my boyfriend right away. It just seems natural in a loving relationship to call for comfort when you're upset.

idkweird 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 18:55

I usually text my SO or a close friend first! I am also confused why he would wait the entire time it took for the cops to get there before talking to her. Also, if it's a case of a missing car, Id def call someone I knew before overreacting and calling the cops!

aback 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:53

jts2 3

Thursday 10 December 2009 13:55

Uhmmm.. I, uhh.. er.. .. I WANNA KNOW! TELL MEEEE!

drkwlf 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 14:14

Did you pull a 'Dude, where's my car?'

Mikeymikey 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 15:01

"Dude.. what does it say??" Nice one.. :)

beertime36 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 14:34

you didn't want to take the final. if I were you I'd have taken the cab or called someone to drive me to the place where I needed to be at 8 instead of talking to the police for three hours.