Morning hell
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take beano before and there'll BEANO gas!!!
That's why you should always have a book of matches on hand! They work wonders, and fast, on noxious gases!
Wtf
fyl, hope it passes
ickkkk he was probably impressed blame it on ur dawg! oh wait...
Haha you are now known to him as "guy who farts" to him.
But you're in a cubicle, not an office...you could have just looked up at him with a "What did you just DO?" look. Maybe he simultaneously released one and was going to blame it on you! You never know...
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I can top that OP. It was my freshman year of high school, and I had missed the bus and no one in my family could come get me from school. I was feeling pretty sick. Then this really nice, popular senior girl offered to give me a ride. With no other choice, I accepted. Less than halfway in the drive, I let one SBDF out because I just couldn't hold it, and we both suffered in the toxicity until we got to my house. It was awful, I was too embarrassed to say, "Roll the windows down I'm sorry!" And she was too nice to say anything at all or to put the AC on or roll the windows down on her own because then she would have acknowledged the fart. Thirteen years later I still have nightmares about it. So OP, I feel you but it could always be worse
take beano before and there'll BEANO gas!!!