Moving Walkway Fail - FML

Moving Walkway Fail

By FML Approved - 17/10/2017 22:00 - United States - New York

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Donut_Wizard 23

Wednesday 18 October 2017 4:13

I now find myself wanting to lie down on one of those walkways and letting it take me to wherever it goes.

Akitakat 31

Wednesday 18 October 2017 13:39

So close yet so far away.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Wednesday 18 October 2017 4:13

I now find myself wanting to lie down on one of those walkways and letting it take me to wherever it goes.

BeNzYbAbEz3 5

Wednesday 18 October 2017 12:03

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 18 October 2017 13:39

So close yet so far away.

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