Today, after almost a year of having threesomes with my “best...

By anonymous - 06/03/2019 14:00

Today, after almost a year of having threesomes with my “best friend” and her husband, they both confessed that neither of them actually even like me. They just went along with it because they thought it’s what the other wanted. Now they won’t even talk to me. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By leena - 23/02/2016 00:55 - United States - Encinitas

Today, my two best friends that I've known since middle school broke up. I'm glad I'm no longer a third wheel but now they won't talk to each other and both use me to complain about the other. FML

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Crossroads

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML

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What did I do?

By mislabeled - 27/08/2020 20:05

Today, two friends of almost ten years told my husband they had concerns about our marriage, and basically said they can no longer be friends with me. My husband and I never fight, and have other people tell us they are jealous of our relationship. The worst part is they still want to be friends with him. FML

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Awkward conversation

By anon - 28/12/2019 05:00 - United States - La Puente

Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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Spare wheel

By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 14:00

Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML

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The iron is hot

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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This is fine

By wheel 4 - 01/12/2017 05:00

Today, I went out with my best friend, his girlfriend, and a girl they've been wanting to introduce to me. I thought they wanted to set us up, but it turns out they're a throuple and wanted me to be the first to know. I think I'm the first fourth wheel in history. FML

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Friends like these

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 05:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I found out that my closest friend of many years had been putting on a charade of being my friend, and has decided that they can't be bothered with the effort of me existing any more. FML

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adjwejaelwkdc 21

Wednesday 6 March 2019 16:13

My knee-jerk reaction was to say "screw 'em." But you already did.

Boyufd 24

Wednesday 6 March 2019 14:47

Ouch. the best thing to do now is work on yourself and block them out your life

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Boyufd 24

Wednesday 6 March 2019 14:47

Ouch. the best thing to do now is work on yourself and block them out your life

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 6 March 2019 15:11

Well lesson learned(been there done that) the hard way don't get involved with married couples it always ends badly, not to mention that your friend wasn't your friend but a recruiter for her & hubby's 3-way, my advice is to avoid them(otherwise it may cause a toxic relationship) find some new unmarried friends to start a new 😊

adjwejaelwkdc 21

Wednesday 6 March 2019 16:13

My knee-jerk reaction was to say "screw 'em." But you already did.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 6 March 2019 16:24

That sucks. (At least it used to.)

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 7 March 2019 1:37

Possible that one of them feels threatened and this is their solution to end the tryst

aje001 8

Thursday 7 March 2019 6:33

Doesn’t matter, had sex.

Heather Speck 3

Tuesday 12 March 2019 5:30

Never have a 3 some with your friends because it will most likely always end up like this and you lose a friend. That sucks. But why did it take them that long to talk to each other that neither of them wanted it. Or that one was getting feelings for you.