Fire and Work: Mr Popular

Mr Popular

By mcdman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 470

You deserved it 5 997

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perdix 29

Tuesday 19 January 2010 12:30

The world needs fewer ugly ties.

Cartain 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 12:59

You should fire him.

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ryguy997 0

Monday 8 March 2010 19:59

#13 I love the book on your profile picture!!it was my childhood favorite!! I still have It somewhere..,

ryguy997 0

Monday 8 March 2010 20:01

maybe he wasn't wearing the tie at the time... doesn't anyone have a brain???

ryguy997 0

Monday 8 March 2010 20:03

#45 fast food bosses who actualy work in the reasturaunt don't wear ties.

artssfreak 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:24

lol how much of a bitch ARE you

intint50 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 4:21

what i don't get is how out of the over 17,000 people who have voted, 3.3 thousand have

intint50 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 4:23

voted ydi. why? how?

rywood 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 14:39

fyl for wearing a stupid tie

hihowudern 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:28

lol number 26 burn notice love that show

hihowudern 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:28

lol number 26 burn notice love that show

soon2beproskater 0

Friday 8 April 2011 21:23

yay fire

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Today, my son is apparently old enough for his dad to teach him the “Don’t tell mommy” game, such as, "Don’t tell mommy you had extra dessert", or "Don’t tell mommy it was daddy who accidentally broke the window with daddy’s secret new air rifle." FML

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Today, and for the last few months, I finally have enough money to be able to move into my own place. I can finally have girls over. I am also at the age of 26, where most girls stop wanting to go over to a guy's house. I wish I was 18 again, when independence is seen as new and sexy. FML

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Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

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Today, I was reading and started laughing at a funny part in my book. My mom then bitched me out because she thought I was laughing at her. She called me a liar after I explained myself. Her logic? "Books aren't funny". FML

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Help! I'm Stuck!

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Today, a mother wrote me a $130 check for babysitting her four kids for a few hours. Trying to be gracious, I said, "Wow, thank you, this is very generous!" She thought for a minute, then said, "You're right." She took the check back, ripped it up, and wrote me a new one for $55. FML

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Today, I can't seem to get off having sex with my wife. I've tried going to brothels, but I just end up watching YouTube shorts with the girls after failing to finish. The only thing that gets me off now is masturbating in my bed to the memory of an affair I had with a woman back in 2020. FML

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