Miscellaneous: Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was... - FML

By Lady of Sorrows - 31/01/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2015 16:56 - Netherlands - Gennep

Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 21:00

Today, I was using the bathroom and my butt stuck to the seat a little bit, so when I got up, the seat unstuck itself and came down loudly. The girl who was also in the bathroom went running out, saying that I pee with the seat up because I have balls. I spent a while trying to convince other kids that I really was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By sorryidontlookthatfeminine - 14/03/2023 07:00 - United States - Washington

Today, after going to the clinic for my hormone therapy, I decided to go to the mall. I went into the ladies' room to pee, and I heard a guy asking if there was anyone in there who shouldn't be. Yeah, someone called security on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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By matish - 20/09/2018 13:30

Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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xpapercutsx 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:54

Yup, when my hair was really short, I went to my cousin's hockey game and a woman was like, "JACKIE (my cousin) WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH A BOY?!" and my cousin was just like "....this is my GIRL cousin." look on the lady's face was priceless.

xxScarletxx 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 21:48

That's so sad...:( When I was younger, I had my hair in a boy cut and this little kindergardener came up to me and said "Are you a boy or a girl?"

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thepokeduck 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 0:45

You have that short haircut because you don't want to be feminine. Either embrace that and all that comes with it, or grow your hair out.

Turfin 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 4:46

yes madam

FlickMyBean 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:56

Don't cut your hair so short, and shave your face.

xpapercutsx 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:54

Yup, when my hair was really short, I went to my cousin's hockey game and a woman was like, "JACKIE (my cousin) WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH A BOY?!" and my cousin was just like "....this is my GIRL cousin." look on the lady's face was priceless.

omfg_whyGodwhy 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 21:07

I get that alot from my grandmother "Kenny(my dad), who is that boy in the car" "Um...Your granddaughter." But I've never been mistaken for a boy...in a bathroom.

containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:26

It happens really.

docx118 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:51

Hahaha. Sucks for you.

bass1989 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 15:59

were you standing up to pee? that might explain it :P

FOBpeteyisgay 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 4:05

Stop saying dude

alexthecutie 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 2:29

ewwww that hapens to mi hermanita and you deserve it for being ugly

port5 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 8:25

he'll I have a friend that had three TEACHERS call her a guy and by now she barely cares. YDI for being a sensitive pussy.

port5 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 8:26

I meant hell, this autocorrect system is pissing me off

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