Mr Rogers

By JWhite - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML
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perdix 29

The cool thing is that you won't have to mow the lawn next spring.

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almostalbino 10

It worked didn't it?

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CommanderBalls 10

I want your dad at my next birthday party

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holdenthemonkey 3

Your dad is thinking ahead, leaves are gone and grass will never grow there again...let me know when you post your mower on eBay... I will need one this summer because I still have grass because I rake my leaves.

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TuteSweet 13

oh wow. is everything okay now?

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strech1012 0

im not really big on the whole raking idea either

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marisadc79 0

Lol, did he burn his eyebrows off and singe the hair on his arm and head like my ex lol, quite a show

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etienne02 2

Tht must be one hell of a fire, literally! Must have been cool to eatch thouhg

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ErocX85 0

Dude. Party at your house. Your dad sounds like a riot.

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PieterseMJ 20

Mom: clean the yard!! Dad: mmm... problem... SOLVED!

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