Mr Rogers

By JWhite - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML
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perdix 29

The cool thing is that you won't have to mow the lawn next spring.

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Akalia_fml 7

So, he’s a drunk pyromaniac? Sounds legit.

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structuredchaoz 4

On the east coast where people have big yards, this is actually common practice in the fall.

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zoranpar 4

You didn't mention whether or not he inhaled.

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mtravis32 0

Now thats a Chuck Norris BBQ

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KiddNYC1O 20

That'd be a great way to light up the weed...

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Omega_Mus 7

Alcohol and fire don't mix. Well, they do but the outcome is never good.

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medichick 5

I don't know why but this is hilarious

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bluetorpedo 0

Man why didn't I think of that... That's awesome! Efficiency at its finest. I just used the lawn mower and it's bag to pick up all the leaves and mow the lawn at the same time.

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