Mr Rogers

By JWhite - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 677
You deserved it 2 737
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perdix 29

The cool thing is that you won't have to mow the lawn next spring.

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wdd2 5

The lawn, the lawn, the lawn is on fire, we don't need no water, let the ************ burn.

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WinterBeauty17 0

Hahaha your dad is a bad ass XD

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roseriddle 4

"Honey, the house has termites. I'm going to put sticks of dynamite in all the rooms and blow it up!"

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Dc040583 6

Actually I've had roughly the same idea. Only I plan to do it with a proper fire-service drip torch, a couple of trucks for backup, and some expert guidance and coordination. No, they won't charge me, they'd love the training.

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missabbey 3

I'm sorry it happened at least it didn't go on the house! Ps how does op deserve this?

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Ledoggie 7

I love how their location is US only there would this happen xD

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