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Mr Spiderman

By Confused Clipboard - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my math teacher explained his concern for how "clipboard" should be pronounced similar to "cupboard." I thought he was crazy. I then later found myself saying it the new way to my mother. FML

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torbey 23

Thursday 20 October 2016 11:04

Who else sat here mouthing; 'cupboard... clipboard... cupboard... clipboard?'

OkitaCockroach 19

Thursday 20 October 2016 9:36

Clibburd.

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RavenousRiley 2

Saturday 22 October 2016 1:37

So...the fml part of this is that you said a word incorrectly to your mother? Got it.

misslysiak 23

Saturday 22 October 2016 14:16

As an Australian with a very heavy Aussie accent, I'm quite confused cause I can't tell the different between the pronunciations

NeneJPhilly 8

Sunday 23 October 2016 21:49

That's just a mindfuck.

xboxguy 5

Wednesday 23 November 2016 19:59

My mind was blown when someone pointed out that cupboards are so named because they are literally boards you put your cups on.

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