Health, Sex, Hair and Intimacy: Mucho sexy

Mucho sexy

By icareaboutmyhair - 28/02/2011 15:27 - Estonia

Today, I discovered that I have dandruff, which I've never had before. I googled the possible reasons, some being depression and hormones. Not only have I not had sex for a year, but it's also the reason I have dandruff. And apparently I'm depressed. How sexy is that? FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 14:16 - Australia - Sandringham

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 15:54 - United States

Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML

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By eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

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By Dandruff - 24/05/2010 16:14 - France

Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML

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Pretend it's snowing

By babypenguin00 - 29/08/2015 19:20 - United States - Newark

Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML

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3-in-1

By Anonymous - 30/10/2022 02:00

Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML

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By SSH - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML

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Bad hair day

By Andrew7847 - 22/04/2012 05:24 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML

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By anon - 10/06/2012 21:14 - United Kingdom - Romsey

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

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Bad timing

By Proprepourtant - 16/04/2011 11:28 - France

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML

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ulicksam 0

Monday 28 February 2011 18:57

What a drama queen! How about dry skin??

arnthegreat 0

Monday 28 February 2011 19:00

Are you retarded? Dandruff typically comes from dry skin... people who wash their hair too much, or sweat to much. I've NEVER heard of it being depression based, and I'm 3rd year pre-med.

Comments

Harlequin073 6

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:18

Looking waaaaay to far into that one my friend. And what quak website did you get that information from?

ammons17 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 15:59

Or your head is just dry? Quit stressing and making it sound worse than it is.

almighty_jesus 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 23:24

I just switched shampoos... Dandruff gone for good. I hope.

linarahmany 6

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:27

dandruff comes from dry skin duhhhhh

xxEternalRain 13

Saturday 19 January 2013 6:22

Sex isnt the problem buddy. Thats like saying you get dry skin from using lotion. Wash your damn hair.

imazaari 12

Saturday 9 February 2013 18:35

I know it's about 2 years after the post but just to let you know, hair products can lead to dandruff. I used Pantene Pro-V and I got dandruff. I stopped using it and it went away. Some products just clash with your natural hair type.

nicholasj96 9

Monday 19 August 2013 2:40

Are you serious , dandruff is normal for everyone. Just dry scalp .

31SecondsAlone 15

Thursday 19 December 2013 17:35

I was born with a certain type of scalp dermatitis that makes me have dandruff all the time. Trust me, having dandruff isn't the worst thing in the world. If you haven't already gotten rid of it, look into dandruff shampoo.