Music and Work: Musicians suck

Musicians suck

By Anonymous - 03/04/2013 01:26 - United States - Tulsa

Today, in my job as an assistant at a music venue, I had to get posters signed by that night's performer. When I walked into the dressing room, I was told, "unless you're sucking my cock then get the fuck out of here" and had the posters slapped out of my hands. It's my job to deal with these pricks. FML

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I just work here, lady

By WhoAreThesePeople - 05/04/2022 22:00

Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML

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Rock n Roll is a dirty business

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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Top brass

By Lipstick lez - 15/05/2021 11:02

Today, my boss told me to kick out of the hotel anyone who was clearly a prostitute trolling for men. I spotted a woman in a miniskirt approaching a guy in the bar, so I told her politely to leave. Despite the skirt, turns out she's the hotel manager and the man was her fiancé. I got fired so hard and fast. FML

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By Karaoke Queen - 20/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 24/10/2023 18:00

Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 17:58 - Vietnam

Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML

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By ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

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Grossed out

By ChePow - 20/08/2011 18:26 - Canada

Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML

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By elijahrobrt - 07/01/2012 06:48 - United States

Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML

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By Clinch - 25/02/2022 04:00

Today, I was security at a shopping centre and tried to stop a guy from drinking in public. He told me to fuck off and "go play cops and robbers somewhere else", so I tried to escort him to the security office. He picked me up with one hand and threw me in the fountain. My boss let him go with a warning. I hate my job. FML

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waffule365 16

Wednesday 3 April 2013 9:19

Bands like that don't deserve fans.

Gutafaerie 2

Wednesday 3 April 2013 9:18

Would really like to know which band it was. That's so rude. Don't they know they need fans!?

Comments

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wednesday 3 April 2013 11:16

These guys should remember that without their fans, they would still be playing in someone's garage. They should show some respect for the people who spend money on their music and be grateful that they enjoy it. Talent is nothing without recognition.

sezzle17 11

Wednesday 3 April 2013 11:24

Just do what you told. Suck away!

berossm 7

Wednesday 3 April 2013 11:49

Easy response as I would assume the signed posters are part of the contract. Unless you're signing the posters you can forget about your check. They're greedy bastards for the most part.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wednesday 3 April 2013 12:06

My opinion? Find a better career so you wont have to run into these problems. Sweetie ignore others negativity and if they come off as rude to you. SOME men (I SAID SOME! ) have the nerve to twist stuff around and make it sexist.

brianjman14 22

Wednesday 3 April 2013 13:10

Doesn't matter that you said some. Your comment is still sexist because you didn't mention how women can be sexist, too.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wednesday 3 April 2013 21:02

Women can be sexist by judging men upon how they act to certain situations. You don't like my comments? Get over it.

Dracoboxer357 35

Wednesday 3 April 2013 21:34

52- Some men Are sexist. I don't see how pointing that out makes one a sexist, nor does it oblige the speaker to automatically point out that some women are too. I happen to agree with Obey, does that make me a sexist against men as well? If no, why not?

pandawudel 9

Wednesday 3 April 2013 13:02

your job sucks, oh wait... ;)

Mr_Mole 24

Wednesday 3 April 2013 13:22

And that is when you tell them to shut the **** up and sign their tat merchandise before you kick them in the balls. Being nice to these people only makes them worse.