Grossed out

By ChePow - 20/08/2011 18:26 - Canada

Spicy
Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML
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Grimmerie 31

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Lauren10102 3

Enjoy it? What if OP is a girl?

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Laurenlou 24

If he/she posted this FML, I highly doubt they would enjoy it regardless! :) Just throwing that put there.

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eminemchick 19

you shouldve licked it. then watched her walk away awkwardly and confusedly.:)

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MILFSaregood 7

Considering the fact the OP is a girl i find kinky lesbians to turn me on;) but really check ur hand for stripper disease..stop the causr

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Yngve_fml 9

I sure as hell wouldn't have minded! ^_^'' But then again, I am a disgusting human being. =]

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eminemchick 19

i wouldnt mind either^.^ im pervy too, and have hung out pervs on chat roulette for the past 3 months.-.- now everything sounds sexual.

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NavySEAL13 0

Dude 99.9 percent of bill have been touched by a stripper

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paynee 0

Your pic is awesome xDD

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Iheartfunny 1

Dont worry OP ove touched money thats been in worse places. (Dont ask to many painful memories)

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xDMACx12 7

Here's a dumb question. What does OP stand for?

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arlekin21 0

Overweight Penguin

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

OP is a girl so 13 might be on to something

7 1
zachherbert 10

127 what I think you meant to say was "Giggity"

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skinthesnakes 6

the dollars journy is a treacherous one....

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pickles1994 18

OP actually means Optimus Prime... Don't listen to the other losers. ;)

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aFatFuck 0

179 gtfo you're the kind of person that ruins all the fun

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SirMoose 0

The real meaning of OP is original poster, as in the person who posted this FML.

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dre_bro11 12

244, don't lie to 149. As previously mentioned, it's actually Optimus Prime. Also, google. Hit it up 149. :)

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ibedestinie 0

149... if it's a dude saying it it means OPTIMUS PRIME! if a chick is saying it then it's ****** PENGUIN!

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Hairnomore 7

Chances are OP has been smelling that $50 bill all day long

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pickles1994 18

Yah now I got everyone calling it Optimus Prime... Lol

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VeganVampyre 26

Yeah, I found that odd too... I mean, if it was 2 or 3 hundred, I'd get it, but 50?

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flockz 19

hmmm i dont know that money sounds like its pretty fishy to me...

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

U know what they say money grows on trees but in this case it grows on bushes ;D

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TheresNoEffingwa 7

If you really think about it, the way money goes around, we ALL had our hands on some stripper juice at one point or another

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KennKenn 0

This sounds like a start to a bad porno!

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

What queefed on?

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Rofl I didn't realize I already posted on this one ;P

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The_Nuke 31

The best kind of herpes is the strippers' herpes from a "fresh" dollar bill.

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tigermilz 1

How is that a bad thing ?¿ :/ I would ask if she needed anything else

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olpally 32

I'd like mine Crabs free though...

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mmerizon 1

I know a lot of strippers and just because they take their clothes off doesn't mean they are prostitutes.

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wahxoxo98 0

We Never Know Were Our Money Came From.

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yousodi 10

No kidding right ppl are so judgemental as soon as they hear stripper it's all,,, pppfftt *****. But there's a difference; a ***** is what ur husband lays while ur there on ur pedestal looking downnnn on everyone else, a stripper just gets all his cash for nothing. see ? Gooood

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Eggers 2

133- lolwut? She wasnt having secks with the $50

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xixifwadi 0

Actually somewhere close to 98% of all 1 dollar bills have been in a strippers pants.

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beccusmaximus 0

Thank you, 133. I'm a burlesque dancer and whenever I tell people that I get the look that says, "Oh, I didn't realize you were a stripper." Burlesque does not equal stripping. And even still, strippers do not equal prostitutes. I'd also like to know how OP knew this girl was a stripper. Or were you just judging by appearances, OP?

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Imgonnahaveabf 9

Last time I checked, burlesque wasn't in this FML. And a stripper is pretty close to a prostitute: an attention ***** desperate for money. Yep, it's about right.

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Imgonnahaveabf 9

Op, just think, if a that person didn't give the money to her, this wouldn't have happened. Sex offenders ruin everything. Smh.

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Mofozofo 3

Meh , I've actually known some girl that used to be a stripper because she didn't have money to pay her uni... She is neither a hoe or attention *****.

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beccusmaximus 0

206, it's called a conversation and I was merely bringing up a personal experience and the assumptions that people make.

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VeganVampyre 26

195- not in Canada. :P I'm pretty sure 98% of our one dollar bills are safely tucked away in collectors' boxes, not anywhere near strippers. The OP would have had fives. :)

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theunwiseone 4

I hope you sniffed it. That's probably the closest you will ever get to a ******. Savour it.

flipfloperson 5

OP is female...I'm thinking that she is always pretty close to a ******.

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flockz 19

op is male but he has a ******.

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schaflava 0

No no no. OP is a ****** with a male.

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sxe_beast 11

Facial herpes... good for the complexion!

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flockz 19

douchebag: "hey loser, what's with all that acne on your face? hahaha" loser, about to be winner: "its not acne. its your girlfriend."

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Badtz_maru_fml 0

...the ****?

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amerwin 3

If you were lucky, some of them may have actually penetrated. One can only hope.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Assuming op is a lesbian, by the phrasing I don't think so :/

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enonymous 8

She could have been born a dude making those bills worth a lot more.

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PrestonG95 7

And ur complaining y?

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Ins0mau 20

So? You know every girl secretly has a bit of lesbian in them. ;-)

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

@11, because perhaps to what happened to OP is the equivalent of a dude handing you a $50 that's been wrapped around his junk all day. Doesn't sound nice does it?

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