School, Awkward and Students: MVP

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By anonymous - 10/09/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, at school, everybody wanted to be my partner for a project. This surprised me because nobody ever wants to be with me. Turns out when I was absent, my teacher promised that whoever was my partner would get extra points on the project. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

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By I'm donnnneeee - 21/09/2015 03:26 - United States - Slidell

Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML

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Unloveable

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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Swot

By Lonely at the top - 05/10/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, my class had a group project. The teacher allowed people to opt to do it alone. I, an introvert with crippling social anxiety, was the only one to do it alone. I still finished before everyone else, with an A. The other students called me a "freak" and many other names, simply because I work better alone. FML

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You deserved it 130

By angrystudent - 07/03/2016 22:47 - United States - Franklin

Today, I spent all day doing a project for myself and then for a friend who's sick. Turned out it was a prank everyone in the class was pulling on me. I missed a baseball game because of it. FML

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By yeetyeet - 09/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Whitehall

Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 333

By Heart-Broken - 09/04/2015 01:58 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 06:36 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML

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You deserved it 8 038

Slacking

By peachmelba - 01/02/2011 20:26 - Denmark

Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

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By maybe next time? - 14/09/2016 11:57 - Australia - Greystanes

Today, I was participating in an activity to join a program which I really wanted to join. One of the teachers in charge seemed to notice my efforts and asked if I wanted to join the program. I said yes, thinking I had a chance. She laughed, shook her head before saying no and walking away. FML

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You deserved it 911

GavinRoskamp 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:24

What a bitch!

bart100125 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:29

oh man i know how its to be the "outcast,, fyl!

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loshysucks 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 4:22

oh fyl ;(

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Saturday 11 September 2010 5:10

is that ke$ha in your pic? and I know you don't care but we have the same birthday. it's supposed to be the second on my profile. :) oh well. sorry. >.<

loshysucks 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 16:17

oh we doo !! awe$ome ! yea i do care muahaha, yuppp it iss ke$ha. !!! actually ur bday is in 12/2 and im in 12/3 lolz! anyways nice to meet ya

johann07 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 4:26

I know how you feel :/

honeybeex3 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 4:50

wow. FYL xD

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Saturday 11 September 2010 5:05

I think you may be able to get her in some trouble. heh heh heh!!!!!! >xD

IIIXIII 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 6:19

hilarious

guyfromri 1

Saturday 11 September 2010 6:33

unless you're Osama Bin Laden living in North Bend, you should be able to take the feedback and become a more desirable partner (friend, lover, ??). if not, you must be a real idiot.

Sk8ermusic 3

Saturday 11 September 2010 19:20

I'm so sorry. That's so sad!

TheShard1994 5

Saturday 11 September 2010 22:31

Man, if even the teacher thinks ur lonely, u must be very lame :/ I feel sorry for you, however, this shit's still funny as hell x'D

DumbBlonde19 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:52

i wouldn't think this is an FML, your teacher was trying to help maybe one of the partners would become ur friend kinda thing..

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 12 September 2010 4:31

MAKE SOME MONEY, DAMMIT! Sell the spot to the highest bidder. But no... people like you just feel sorry for themselves. Which is probably why you're in the spot that you're in. Start thinking like a winner and you'll be a winner.