By Anonymous - 20/02/2019 04:00

Today, I was driving my dad, who recently turned 50, to the store and had to listen to him go on and on that he’s having to accept that, as my siblings and I get older and are more independent, he’s having to transition from "sex god to just a dad." I don't know either. FML
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Gofuckyourself 24

That was a loooooooong sentence.

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RichardPencil 30

Hopefully, you were driving him to the drugstore to get his Viagra so he can become a sex god again.

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RichardPencil 30

Hopefully, you were driving him to the drugstore to get his Viagra so he can become a sex god again.

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Gofuckyourself 24

That was a loooooooong sentence.

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iceberg 10

What a ridiculous topic to burdon your children with

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shepardkinz 19

Sounds like someone is having a midlife crisis.

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KittyMack 13

I stay away from kids but from what I have heard, parents lose their identity and sex life for the years LEADING UP TO the kid being old enough to drive. Dude's troubles should be ending now not beginning. Maybe it's like this: With toddlers, scoring a quickie every week or two was a huge success. But with an empty nest, if they're still only having a weekly quickie, that is a failure? But in that case, Mom & Dad just need to step up their game. Buy a feather or some wippits or something, I dunno. But it's not the kids' fault if the parents fail to restart their stalled sex life. In any case, you don't talk to your kids about your bedroom stuff, ew!

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