Animals: Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

By lizzy1843 - 26/01/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:51

And vat did you do zen?

catnip216 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:04

FYL for having a zen garden when you own a cat.

Comments

Ranora 9

Wednesday 26 January 2011 18:58

Your cat pissed in what?! ...

Quasar55_fml 18

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:01

a japanese rock garden. Google it

ilikepie789 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 5:43

ydi for having a zen garden. and a cat.

whatup360 1

Thursday 27 January 2011 6:14

actually it originated in china

Cjw1220 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 11:57

67, Shut up. Cats are the shiz.

deerescu 1

Friday 28 January 2011 9:07

lol!

HowAreYouToday 34

Wednesday 28 September 2011 4:48

His zen garden...

razor417 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:32

at least OP found piss...

aryan_chris 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:02

That is horrible FYL

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 27 January 2011 7:09

the correct answer is that this is ******* hilarious.

nuhuh 1

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:03

did it throw off your

neal001 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 17:54

Did you turn it into a river?

catnip216 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:04

FYL for having a zen garden when you own a cat.

Aerious 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:06

LOL this isn't funny at all.

Sirin_fml 46

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:23

Hahahah! I didn't actually laugh, but you know, I was bored.

Aerious 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 20:54

:[ I always do "LOL." Most people I talk too use it whenever versus the actual meaning.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 26 January 2011 21:50

"LOL" means more than "lol"... people just put "lol" to symbolize a smile. Well, at least I do... lol

UpsidedownKayak 9

Wednesday 26 January 2011 21:57

@ #40 / lol = laugh out loud. This is a smile --> :)

skwisgaar62 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 22:59

#42 FTW

Alexxx125 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 6:25

42=win

GavinRoskamp 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 8:08

I lolled.

coolkid_matt 11

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:18

#42 win :D

13Lina97 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:16

lol = little old ladies.

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:07

ulicksam 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:12

You own a cat. You own a zen garden. YDI.

vomitknife 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:14

Have to agree with #10, a zen garden looks like a toilet to a cat.

iloveloosy12 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 0:32

the cat was meditating in it's giant fancy litterbox

iamchuck 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:27

Thats something special to meditate on.

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:31

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