My body hates me

By Pain_intolerant - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I caught my finger in a sliding door. It made me pass out and give myself a concussion. My genetics would rather slam my face into the floor than deal with a pinched finger. FML
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DocBastard 38

Your brain is trying to save you from the pain of pinching a finger. You should be grateful rather than complain about the fact that your brain is obviously smarter than you are. Wait, what?

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dansco 24

Its your Mum's fault then! Naughty Mummy :( lol

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5starchickz 0

That happened to me once. I was at the salon getting my hair styled and suddenly woke up in an ambulance. Doctors never could explain what happened.....

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megnw 0

that has nothing to do with genetics. Genetics is what makes you look like you do and such, it has nothing to do with making you pass out. I suppose if it is a problem one of your parents have you can blame it on genetics

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megnw 0

nvm sorry OP I did not read your comment

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sancherrz 0

sucks doesn't it, but I'm the same way.

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Shaggy_92 5

this made me laugh cus ur a pussy and you had ta bitch about it. suck it up boy, I know girls way tougher than you are.

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insanelyXnikki 18

Please don't breed.

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zmrodriguez91 0

That sucks. I did the same thing, smashing my thumb with a paving brick, and then I blacked out and nearly collapsed onto a pile of bricks.

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PhishloverA 14

I don't even want to imagine what would happen if you slammed your leg in a car door

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lil_ham1644 29

What does genetics have to do with you passing out?

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