My body hates me

By Pain_intolerant - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I caught my finger in a sliding door. It made me pass out and give myself a concussion. My genetics would rather slam my face into the floor than deal with a pinched finger. FML
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DocBastard 38

Your brain is trying to save you from the pain of pinching a finger. You should be grateful rather than complain about the fact that your brain is obviously smarter than you are. Wait, what?

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DocBastard 38

Your brain is trying to save you from the pain of pinching a finger. You should be grateful rather than complain about the fact that your brain is obviously smarter than you are. Wait, what?

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stewpididiot 11

vasovagal syncope ?? could'a been worse... coulda been your wiener.....

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cptmorgan15 2

Those sliding doors are a real bitch, huh?

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techweed 12

YDI for being a stupid, moronic, imbecilic, idiot. no, but seriously u have bad genetics

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foREVerOrNever 9

was that really necessary?

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khaya 9

That's your body trying to kill you, it almost worked.

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sebhockey3 3

you were born this way. just face that your a wuss

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MissBunny25 0

says the kid jumping in the air with joy

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samadams42 0

#1 it is very fun jumpinh around at the beach hving a good time and 2 op is a wuss back i mean really passing out over some genetics bull i dont buy it.

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MissBunny25 0

agreed . somewhat well said, helmet dude

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docscientist 9

You don't buy that it could be a response due to genetics? Then tell me what you think it could be.

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sweetiffany 0

What does genetics have to do with it?

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CodingSquirrel 3

People can't control how their body reacts to certain situations. Some people's genetics make them prone to fainting.

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sportyfreaK15 0

is that really ur face ? I'm not bein mean but is it

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Why assume photo shop? It could be a make-up job.

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Jizwold 0

ya u can tell from the teeth but if u guys wana see some ****** up shit let me change my profile pic real fast

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CommonSenseKarma 17

I hate those doors, too! They're always slamming against my tail, throwing me hard to the ground. That's why it's so short.

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