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By blehbleh - 20/08/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend, who is a tattoo artist, broke up with me for getting a tattoo from someone else. He specializes in cartoon themed tattoos. I got a realistic portrait of my grandmother. FML
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Charlie Given 26

Wow sounds like somebody is jealous of the other artist and is immature 🙄

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DMA 11

Ugh, people always get so angry to find out others are penetrating their girlfriends!

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RichardPencil 30

Yeah, you cheated on him and were dumb enough to get caught! You could have let your boyfriend tattoo Tweety Bird’s owner on you and say it was your grandma.

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Justin Carpenter 11

maybe u should have got the cartoon version then

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Charlie Given 26

Wow sounds like somebody is jealous of the other artist and is immature 🙄

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star71075 12

Maybe you should have talked to him about your plans first and given him a chance to draw something for you before going behind his back to another artist.

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nanxi 30

Um, why. Boyfriend and girlfriend or not, OP has no obligation to give the boyfriend first dibs on the project, especially since they knew exactly what they wanted and that it was not suited to the boyfriend’s style.

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evilplatypus 38

If I’m getting photorealistic done on MY BODY I want the absolute best of the best. Not some who thinks “yeah, I could probably do that”. Photorealistic is a specialty that is sooo easy to mess up, even if you are an expert that specializes in them.

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Pan 2

Ummm, NO. Just imagine how well it would have gone over with her boyfriend if she’d allowed him to actually draw a mockup and then ~rejected it/him~?! That would most decidedly NOT have gone well.

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RichardPencil 30

What a great idea! Now, no matter what, your grandma will have to come to your bridal shower. (That story just keeps giving!)

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dwight7476 11

He did you a favor he wasn’t worth your time in the first place you don’t break up with someone you claim you love over nonsense

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esa_wicked 8

I know exactly how you feel . My husband is a tattoo artist and does all my tattoos. I once mentioned about getting one from his competitor and he was PISSED. But, my husband specializes in everything tattoo wise. Tell him to expand his work horizons 😬

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