Geek and School: Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best...

By geekyteendisaster - 25/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Littleton

Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML

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By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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By messed up - 16/09/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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Double standards

By Anonymous - 02/07/2020 08:08

Today, the friend who I'm crushing on but doesn't like me like that back said she wants us to keep our distance AND got angry because I told her I joined a dating app. Now she thinks I lied about my feelings. FML

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By Cheater_Cheater_Pumpkin_Eater - 28/01/2010 17:27 - United States

Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML

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By Disappointed - 26/05/2016 20:27 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

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How very dare you!

By Anonymous - 26/04/2024 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML

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Bad friends

By Anonymous - 23/07/2024 02:00 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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BeefyQueefy 14

Tuesday 25 September 2018 17:19

Friends that don't share your happiness are not your friends

tre tre 5

Tuesday 25 September 2018 17:15

she probably also likes him

Comments

Mightytall 35

Tuesday 25 September 2018 16:01

Tell your friend to keep repeating „I’m mature.“ If she keeps holding her grudge, then good riddance... find a real friend.

tre tre 5

Tuesday 25 September 2018 17:15

she probably also likes him

BeefyQueefy 14

Tuesday 25 September 2018 17:19

Friends that don't share your happiness are not your friends

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 25 September 2018 17:35

Some friend. Sure I'd be disappointed if my friend had a date for homecoming and I didn't, but I wouldn't pull this bullshit on her.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Tuesday 25 September 2018 19:39

are you sure she was actually your best friend

MikuandKaito 24

Tuesday 25 September 2018 22:54

Misery loves company.

Deez_Knots 10

Tuesday 25 September 2018 23:35

He can take u both

Ki Ana 8

Wednesday 26 September 2018 1:21

Very petty 🤦🏾‍♀️

devi_916 39

Wednesday 26 September 2018 14:47

Jealousy is a bitch.

Jorn van der Ar 13

Wednesday 26 September 2018 18:21

Why do you consider an idiot your best friend?

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