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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 02:00

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Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML
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GamerChickxoxo 16

and now hes got something with your scent on it to jerk off into later great move :P

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Fighting back was the right thing to do. Can you imagine what would have happened if you had just cowered? Good job!

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GamerChickxoxo 16

and now hes got something with your scent on it to jerk off into later great move :P

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GamerChickxoxo 16

on a serious note, hope your ok try not to go around there alone,hes prob there often

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EmDizzle2007 28

your sense of humor is advanced.

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Fighting back was the right thing to do. Can you imagine what would have happened if you had just cowered? Good job!

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RichardPencil 30

Did he get your backpack? But more importantly, did he finish?

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Susan Yee 9

Now you have to burn your backpack.

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EmDizzle2007 28

wtf is any of this????

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Velan Saravana 2

Did you informed about this incident to your dad?

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Chen Zhibang 8

In the spirit of mortal kombat: finish him. In whichever way that pleases you or him...

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Zan 16

need more scandalous details....

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