Miscellaneous: My fault

My fault

By Craig - 05/02/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someone's neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage, but I guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML

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By bmaas - 17/03/2010 16:53 - United States

Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML

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Do as I say…

By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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Black Swan

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:17 - Australia

Today, I competed in a ballet competition and made the finals, while I was on stage awaiting the results, I sneezed really loudly and snot went flying all over the stage. When I went to accept my award the woman presenting it refused to shake my hand. FML

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By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML

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The hero

By POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

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By ko - 09/12/2012 00:25 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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What the Duck?

By duckyou - 02/04/2018 01:30

Today, on the way to class, I got distracted while watching some ducks and walked face-first into a concrete pole. I ended up with a black eye and three stitches. Even the nurse laughed. FML

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I'd like to thank…

By Jessey - 18/06/2009 13:05 - United Kingdom

Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML

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altatude13 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:31

she deserves alot more than a medal. after a poke in the eye and a broken ankle, she deserves a CRAP load more

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:23

you need help

Comments

greenman_fml 0

Friday 6 February 2009 22:24

her eye shouldn't have been in your way. good for you

shinshoku13 19

Sunday 25 March 2012 22:33

Bad sarcasm dude

The_CL0GGER 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:45

OP, just tell yourself this, (says slowly) THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

altatude13 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:31

she deserves alot more than a medal. after a poke in the eye and a broken ankle, she deserves a CRAP load more

iamtheman 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:21

OMGG A GRL WITHA BROKEN ANKLE! FAP FAP FAP

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:23

you need help

T3h_Rambler 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:07

LMAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

conrad01 6

Monday 31 August 2009 4:35

I can just imagine the FML from the girl "i was getting a medal and he poked me in the eye and i fell of the stage. FML.

ReyEr9412 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:24

This makes no sense. The OP didn't cause the girl to break her leg. She still had one good eye which means that she retained 80% of her vision (but no depth perception). Try walking across a flat surface (like the stage in the FML) with a blindfold and even then you won't trip 99.9999% of the time. And even if you do trip, you don't auto-break your leg unless you have really weak bones.

rndg 0

Friday 6 August 2010 2:31

Wow, poor girl.

fmylife1133249 1

Sunday 29 August 2010 4:47

read the fml, sir. OP says the girl missed the step, meaning the staircase off the stage, not her own stride. I'm pretty sure loss of depth perception would have an effect in this situation.