What the Duck?

By duckyou - 02/04/2018 01:30

Today, on the way to class, I got distracted while watching some ducks and walked face-first into a concrete pole. I ended up with a black eye and three stitches. Even the nurse laughed. FML
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Same thing different taste

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This is the second and extremely rare definition of “Duck-Face Selfie.”

Come on we know the real story here. You got jumped by a couple of ducks. My aunt got taken down by one.

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But she laughed because it is funny lol. Nothing too serious and you did walk into a pole so..

Duck Duck Pole just doesn't have the same ring to it as Duck Duck Goose.

This is the second and extremely rare definition of “Duck-Face Selfie.”

Come on we know the real story here. You got jumped by a couple of ducks. My aunt got taken down by one.

ChromoTec 24
Donut_Wizard 23

I think we will need some concrete evidence in order to believe this ducktale.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Well sounds like you ran a fowl of the pole.

I tried to write “ducking,” but autocorrect changed it to “*******!” I have finally triumphed over ******* auto-correct and have made it my bitch! I’m happy to manually override the 1 in a thousand times when I really want “ducking.”