My home hates me

By Anonymous - 24/07/2015 02:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML
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cat4651 15

Go back to bed for the rest of the day, it is clearly not your day today!

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JMichael 25

You're just not having a very good day are you? You have my sympathy

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Kirtres 4

On those days, I hide in the bed or sofa, refusing to move until someone adultier can accompany me.

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nattlecakes 19

Sounds like a normal day to me. I'm very clumsy :/

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migmit 11

Don't go to work. If you do, you're gonna fall into the puddle. When that happens — again, take a hint and stop moving at all.

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paramor3 23

I read this and thought I wrote it in my sleep.

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cheshireau 26

Are we related? Because this is something that would happen to me hehe

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vdturner25 15

Slowly, very slowly, walk to your room, check the bed for anything dangerous, and lay down.

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Kougeru 12

YDI. I know this is mean, but there comes a point in which accidents are no longer accidents and are instead user error.

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birdyyy 17

dehydrated? sleep deprived? anxiety??

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