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By gotadirtydick - 14/04/2017 22:00

Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 18:00

Today, my little brother got a violin. FML

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By ThatLove - 01/08/2023 18:00

Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

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By guest - 18/11/2011 05:54 - Canada

Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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By BowTiesAr3Cool - 25/12/2014 16:36 - United States - Irving

Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML

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By pleasestop - 01/05/2014 02:13 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, the family in the apartment next to me decided to give their 4-year-old kid a recorder. It's been three hours. Kill me. FML

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By Thesuz - 06/09/2013 03:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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C8H18 33

Saturday 15 April 2017 0:39

What's that you say? Picking up your new drum set tomorrow?!

RinoaHeartilly 36

Saturday 15 April 2017 2:52

And you're going to encourage them when you see them because that's an amazing skill to have and it's our job to help kids try new things, right?

Comments

Hybricide 8

Saturday 15 April 2017 18:02

Give the kid some time and I'm sure you'll come to enjoy the practice sessions.

zzzx 3

Sunday 16 April 2017 2:07

Just be glad it's not bagpipes

szepma 8

Sunday 16 April 2017 9:42

It's going to be better in a few months, don't worry.

Darnathius 8

Tuesday 8 August 2017 9:16

What's the problem with someone pursuing an instrument

Mal2003 17

Sunday 18 February 2018 20:40

ikr? should've chose viola

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